i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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