Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
