i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
