Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I think I won the penis lottery.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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