I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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