oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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