Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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