Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
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I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...