i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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