Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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