I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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