Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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