You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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