Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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