their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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