so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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