so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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