Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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