is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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