this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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