We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
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My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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