I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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