would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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