i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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