Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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