But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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