Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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