"it" just moved
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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