Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
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See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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