I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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