I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
