I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
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I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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