How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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