i think my tv is drunk
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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