I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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