Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
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You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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