i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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