i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
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Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
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There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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