I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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