I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
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