Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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