we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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