Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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