Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Someone signed my nipple.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
