FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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