You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
handjob tips. give me some.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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