It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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