Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
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