just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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i need to put some appletini on your dick
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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