I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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