this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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