Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
His hands were made for my vagina.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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