WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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