Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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