Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
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I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
vagina is talking i cant
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
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I fill condoms, not promises.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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