Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
tell your sister to shave her snatch
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
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you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
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He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
It's blow job season.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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