sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Quick, to the slutcave!
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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