Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
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